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By Tim Alborn Revised: 18 Dec 2004 Defines: Status: approved Topics: Anatomy, human misc., Music: Rock & pop, Relationships: Breakups | San Francisco's where George left his heart, His love having torn it apart. In time, his aorta (The left part—well, sorta) Decided to make a new start. Although Tony Bennett made it famous, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco" was written by George Cory (with Douglas Cross). |
Link| Limerick #500 | artery |
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The arteries carry the blood; Without them our bodies would flood. They're elasticized — sorta; The chief's the aorta. If it ruptures, that's all for you, Bud! |
| Limerick #47507 | aorta |
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The literal target of Morta Is likely to be your aorta. Losing blood from your ticker Will kill you much quicker, A process that's slicker (well sorta). Morta is the fate that cuts the thread of life. |
| Limerick #33711 | aorta |
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I was sent in to be my doc's debtor When I fainted, a breather and sweater. It was money well spent On my hospital stent, And I'll find that aortae get better. |
| Limerick #36357 | aorta |
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They X-rayed the heart of old Mort: a Quick look at one artery's sorta Unusual twist. But was Mortimer pissed When they called it a "tortured aorta"! tortured aorta: medical term for the condition in which the main artery from the heart has a twist in it Mortimer's radiologist said no treatment was necessary, and when Mort applied to his family doctor for further information, he was told that the condition was brought on by old age and was not dangerous. |
| Limerick #75021 | aorta |
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There's a trunk in your trunk that extends From your heart, full of blood, then descends. The aorta will feed Every branch that you need— The most heartfelt of all bosom friends! The aorta rises up from the heart for a short distance, then makes a U-turn in the chest (the aortic arch) before descending through the torso. |
| Limerick #96751 | abdominal aorta |
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By Aliza Revised: 09 Jan 2017 Defines: Status: approved Topics: Anatomy, human misc., Medicine: Cardiology | I went to the doc with abdominal Aorta occlusion — not nominal. The big artery's hard, So she'll scrape out the lard With her surgical skills quite phenomenal! abdominal aorta: one of the larger arteries in a mammal, running next to the spine from the diaphragm down to the pelvis |
| Limerick #42209 | coarctation |
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By SheilaB Revised: 05 Oct 2007 Defines: Status: approved Topics: Medicine: Cardiology, Medicine: Surgery, misc. | The aorta's the common location For narrowing called coarctation Which surgeons repair, If they dare, with great care In the kids with this strange aberration. Coarctation of the aorta is a birth defect that involves a constriction of the main artery leading from the heart, producing increased blood pressure in the upper part of the body. It is often diagnosed in childhood or young adulthood, and may be surgically repaired, and occasionally may be treated by balloon angioplasty. |
| Limerick #51328 | abdominal aorta |
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When I suffered a ruptured aorta, I was given the blood of my daughter. The bleeding (abdominal) Was truly phenomenal; Thank heaven blood's thicker than water. (ay-AW-tuh, DAW-tuh, U.K.) The aorta is the main artery carrying blood from the left ventricle of the heart. It is called the thoracic aorta as it passes through the chest but the abdominal aorta once it is below the diaphragm. It ends by dividing into the two iliac arteries. |
| Limerick #64344 | descending aorta |
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From your heart, your aorta goes bending, Then it branches, towards pelvis extending. Though you stand on your head, Nonetheless, it is said, Your descending aorta's descending. |
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