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| alburnum by Tim Alborn (Limerick #1847) | Most trees have three layers, so learn 'em:
They're inner bark, hard wood, alburnum.
The sap from the third
(Or at least so I've heard)
Tends to stick to a tree hugger's sternum. | Alburnum, or sapwood, lies between the inner bark and the hard wood (also known as duramen). |
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| arboricultural by Quickbeam (Limerick #2198) | To enliven the view from my shack,
I once planted a quickbeam out back.
That inveterate rowan
Keeps growin' and growin' —
I've an arboricultural knack. | "Quickbeam" is an old English name for the rowan, a striking tree with bright orange berries. |
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| American chestnut by Chris J. Strolin (Limerick #4564) | Top American chestnut? This renders
Two choices as leading contenders:
The tree that's so grand
For the shade it gives, and
"Why do firemen wear red suspenders?" | (If you don't understand line 5, ask your grandfather.) |
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| bark is worse than one's bite, bark, bite by Jane Auerbach (Limerick #8231) | The dentist said, "Oak, here's your plight:
I believe that your skin doctor's right.
You'll need braces, but wait
Till those beetles abate,
Since your bark is much worse than your bite." | Wood-boring beetles, which enter through bark, often hasten the decline of oak trees already suffering from fungal and other diseases. |
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| abietic by Chris Doyle (Limerick #9834) | Abietic's a word that applies
To a genus of trees that we prize
From a temperate clime
Bearing cones in their prime.
With their height, they're a sight fir soar eyes. | (ay-bye-EH-tik) |
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| burl by Frank Hubeny (Limerick #18906) | A burl is a growth on a tree.
Long ago it was wounded, and we
Know the tree likely thinks
That this knotty lump stinks.
As veneer, though, it's pleasant to see. |
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| almendron by Brian Cairns (Limerick #18993) | Of Copacabana I dream;
My love for Belém is extreme;
For Recife I'd die—
A Brazil nut am I!
The almendron's my tree, it would seem. | (beh-LEM, reh-SEE-fee) The almendron (Bertholletia excelsa) is the lofty Brazil-nut tree. |
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| blight by Chris Doyle (Limerick #19378) | An arborist labored all night,
As he sprayed every leaf-eating mite.
He wore spikes (twenty-three),
So he tore up the tree,
And its bark is now worse than its blight. |
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| Arctic by mephistopheles (Limerick #20402) | Such a skeletal tree in the dark,
Where it's windy and barren and stark.
Was it blind when it chose
That expanse where it grows,
In the Arctic, instead of a park? | The tree grips the earth with its toes,
And it burdens its arms when it snows.
It is windy and dark,
Unforgiving and stark
At the edge of the world where it froze. |
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| ailanthus, tree of heaven by David Franks (Limerick #21989) | Some facts on ailanthus to tell:
Tree of heaven we call it as well;
Once prized as exotic;
Invasive, chaotic;
Its nickname should be tree from Hell. | (ay-LAN-thus, ee-LAN-thus) Planted widely in the U.S. in the 19th century as an exotic ornamental tree, the most common species, Ailanthus altissima, is brittle and fragile (yet hardy), smelly, and invasive. It appears to reproduce by merely existing, and keeping it in check requires constant vigilance. Damned Victorians and their penchant for the romantic. |
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| candlewood by Chris Doyle (Limerick #24479) | The Colonial family knew
That the shrubs and the pitch pine that grew
On their land offered light
When the dusk turned to night—
That a candlewood candle would do. | Candlewood includes several trees or shrubs whose wood is resinous and can be burned for light. In Colonial times, candlewood kindling and splinters were used in place of the more expensive and valuable dipped candles. |
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| blackwood by mephistopheles (Limerick #26995) | Acacia melanoxylon
Is the blackwood an Aussie might smile on.
From this tree called a wattle,
He likely as not'll
Craft chairs to sit once in a while on. | (uh-KAY-shee-uh, uh-KAY-shuh MELL-lan-noe-ZYE-lonn) |
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| benign neglect by Mad Kane (Limerick #27468) | I admit that I'm bad with a rake,
And disposing of leaves makes me quake.
So that pile—I ignored it,
But then was rewarded
With saplings—benign neglect's wake. |
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| cedar oil by Chris J. Strolin (Limerick #27635) | Cedar oil has a trait I know well:
As an insect repellent, it's swell!
Plus, the ladies may find
You're the marrying kind
If you give off that hope-chesty smell. |
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| constrained by psheil (Limerick #41456) | Your pavement has got me constrained,
But my nature is deeply ingrained.
Cracking surface you'll see
As my roots struggle free.
I am Tree! I will not be contained! | The UK term pavement is equivalent to the US sidewalk. This limerick was communicated to me as I walked over the uneven surface of a pavement by the side of a tree at the edge of a busy road in north London. |
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| conessi, conessi tree, ivory tree by SheilaB (Limerick #41933) | The conessi tree's bark used to be a
Prescription to treat diarrhea.
It was used for a while,
But it went out of style.
Why? I haven't the slightest idea. | The conessi (kon-ES-ee) is a tropical tree found in India and other parts of Asia, also called the ivory tree because of its white wood. In the past its bark was used in the treatment of dysentery, but it has yielded to more modern remedies (I guess). |
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| clear-cut, clear cut, clearcut by mephistopheles (Limerick #43200) | A shut-in who lived in a hut
Liked to gaze at the waterfront, but
When the trees grew to block
His nice view of the dock,
Chopping all of them down was clear-cut. |
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| cola nut, kola nut, kola, cola extract, Cola by SheilaB (Limerick #43703) | On a tropical tree, bright and green,
Grows the cola nut (berry or bean).
It makes extract with flavor
That many folks savor.
They're cola nuts too—love caffeine! | The cola nut (or kola nut) is the seed of one of the many trees of the genus Cola. Cola extract is rich in caffeine, and it is believed that many people who enjoy cola beverages do so, at least in part, because of the mild stimulant action of this substance. The original Coca Cola and Pepsi Cola contained a small amount of cocaine as well, but that was removed early in the twentieth century. Decaffeinated colas are now available and sell well, even without caffeine, so perhaps it is the unusual taste that attracts "cola nuts." |
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| cola nut, kola nut by Chris Doyle (Limerick #43744) | The cola tree's chestnut-sized seed
Has caffeine, just the kicker I need.
Drinking Coke through the day,
I'm excited to say
I'm a cola nut, too—overkeyed! |
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| courbaril by Chris Doyle (Limerick #43927) | The wood of the courbaril's hard,
So this locust tree's held in regard
By Caribbean skippers
Who captain the clippers
That slip from the shipbuilding yard. | The courbaril (KOOR-buh-ruhl) is a West Indian locust tree noted for its large white or purplish flowers and very hard, tough wood. |
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| coconut, cocoanut by SheilaB (Limerick #44489) | Though a coconut grows on a tree
That's curvaceous and graceful to see,
When it's ripe it will fall
With no warning at all,
So there's no time to flee; you just screeee... |
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| corticiferous by Chris Doyle (Limerick #45441) | Corticiferous tissue is bark:
What envelops the tree in the park.
Its exterior layer
Entices my sprayer,
A pooch, into making his mark. | (kor-tih-SIH-fuh-ruhs) |
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| deciduousness by Errol Nimbly (Limerick #57055) | To his Eve, said young Adam with feeling,
"Your deciduousness is appealing.
Must I wait till the fall
When the trees lose their all
To find out what your fig leaf's concealing?" |
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| deodar cedar, deodar, deodara, Himalayan cedar, Cedrus deodara by SheilaB (Limerick #58204) | The deodar, one kind of cedar,
Is large; among trees it's a leader.
In high mountains it's met,
In Nepal and Tibet,
Far away, I regret, my dear reader! | (DEE-uh-dahr) |
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| dhak, bastard teak, palash, flame of the forest, parrot Tree, Butea monosperma by SheilaB (Limerick #58569) | The East Indian tree called the dhak
Must defend its good name from attack
When it's called bastard teak.
It can't just turn its cheek;
It's not yellow—it has to fight back! | The dhak is a beautiful tree with bright red flowers that, when processed, yield a yellow dye. It has many other common names that are more attractive than bastard teak. |
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| coffee tree by Morimando (Limerick #60401) | There once stood a tall coffee tree
In my room — and I loved it, you see.
But I drank oh too much
And so under my touch
All its savory beans went a-wee. | Coffee trees (in their many varieties) produce beans which must be washed, hulled, dried, roasted, and ground before being brewed. Since this takes up both time and space, don't try this at home. While the speaker, being fictional, seems to be able to do all this in his room, this might not work in reality! |
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| budding by Roger Vick (Limerick #60775) | Your apple tree won't do its thing?
Then try budding to give it some zing.
Single buds are inserted
So sap is diverted —
Wrap firmly, and wait for the spring. | You start by collecting the wood,
Twigs of various kinds that look good.
Late summer is best
To proceed on this quest,
When young buds have been formed, understood?
Cut a bud from your scion-wood prize,
In the mother tree, notch the same size,
Insert bud, and then wrap,
To ensure there's no gap,
And secure with some rubber-band ties.
Assuming sap's still on the rise,
The buds will knit tight and, surprise,
The following June
The buds will balloon —
New shoots will then gladden your eyes.
One warning: a grafted tree grows
At differing rates, so who knows
The ultimate form
Of the tree from the norm.
The result? Asymmetrical pose.
Before budding, read up on techniques and materials. The writer has found that, in place of traditional raffia or rubber band ties, a clear stretchy laboratory plastic film, such as Parafilm®M, cut in narrow strips, provides a good firm seal. Removal of the bud wrap takes place in late fall, once the buds are united with the stock tree. In the spring, prune away any twig above the new graft, so that rising sap stimulates the burgeoning bud. |
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| arboreal by Chris J. Strolin (Limerick #60875) | Imagine a world, if you please,
That's arboreal: nothing but trees.
What if forests had grown
To live lives like our own?
Could they've equaled our efforts with ease?
Would The Wizard of Oz overwhelm
If a tree had been placed at the helm?
There'd be changes, no doubt,
Like when Dorothy cries out,
"Auntie Elm! ...Auntie Elm! ...Auntie Elm!!" |
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| die-back, dieback by Roger Vick (Limerick #61085) | Sometimes trees quite exotic are grown
As a trial, but are winterkill prone.
But if die-back to snowline
Defines the no-grow line,
They're not for our hardiness zone. | Springtime often reveals the ravages of winter in an interesting fashion. The height of midwinter snow may well be evident, with fresh leaves and sprouts growing beneath the former snowline (height of snow) and nothing but dry dead branches above. See also die back. |
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| die back by Roger Vick (Limerick #61177) | If your plant starts to wilt and die back,
Could be critter or fungus attack.
Or the soil. Maybe slugs.
Or the water. Or bugs?
Likely frost, if the leaves all turn black. | |
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| dendro-, dendrologist, dendrology by SheilaB (Limerick #61424) | Here's a prefix you don't often see:
It is dendro- (from Greek for "a tree").
A dendrologist pokes
At his maples and oaks,
And will lecture on firs for a fee. | In Greek the word for "tree" is déndron. Dendrology is the study of trees. The prefix dendro- is also part of words for something that is branching, like dendron or dendrite. |
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| Arnold, James, Arnold Arboretum by Roger Vick (Limerick #62632) | In New Bedford, a merchant of whaling,
James Arnold, both agéd and ailing,
Had made the decision
To kick-start his vision:
A grand arboretum unveiling. | James Arnold (1781–1868) was not only a successful whaling merchant, but was also an avid horticulturist, developing hundreds of acres of trees, shrubs and other flora in New Bedford, Massachusetts. His $100,000 bequest to Harvard College was used to establish Boston's world famous Arnold Arboretum. |
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| Amur cork tree, Phellodendron amurense by Roger Vick (Limerick #62633) | Look here, there's a cork tree for sale.
An Amur. Let us check one detail.
If the tree goes to seed
It will spread like a weed.
Read the label; make sure that it's male. | (am-YOOR) While the Amur cork tree is gaining popularity in urban settings, female trees have one serious disadvantage; they produce seed. The black drupes are messy on sidewalks. The fruit is attractive to birds, resulting in seedlings appearing in natural areas where the tree often becomes well established, invasive, and difficult to eradicate. The male selection 'Macho', on the other hand, is recommended as a valuable shade tree for temperate climates. |
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| dendrochronology by Chris Doyle (Limerick #63522) | In dendrochronology, rings
On the trunk of a tree are the things
That the scientists gauge
To determine its age.
Here's an oak that's seen two hundred springs. |
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| deltoid by Roger Vick (Limerick #63918) | Deltoid, the shape of a leaf,
Describes a botanic motif.
Its triangular state
Makes it apt to relate
To a species: deltoides, in brief. | (DELL-toyd; dell-TOY-deez) A cottonwood tree, for example, with its broad triangular leaves, is botanically named Populus deltoides. |
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| black elder, elder, elderberry, European elder, European elderberry, European black elderberry, common elder, elder bush, bourtree, Sambucus nigra by SheilaB (Limerick #63969) | Black elder, I thought, would describe
The old chief of an African tribe,
But it seems it's a tree.
See line 2 and line 3—
Definitions that really don't jibe. | True, only one of the proposed definitions is correct. The black elder (Sambucus nigra) is a shrub or small tree native to Europe, North Africa, and southwest Asia. It bears dark purple berries that are important to the diet of some birds. |
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| Chinese anise, star anise, Illicium verum by Roger Vick (Limerick #64138) | Here's a condiment, more than okay,
With its aniseed-liquorice bouquet.
Chinese anise its name,
And its new claim to fame?
It is Tamiflu: vital today. | (AN-iss) This small evergreen tree of the magnolia family, native to southwest China and Vietnam, has long been grown for its star-shaped anise-scented fruit. Particularly popular in Asian and Indian cuisine, its oil is also used as a substitute for the European aniseed used in commercial drinks. In recent times it has gained importance as the prime industrial source of shikimic acid, used in the preparation of the anti-influenza drug oseltamivir (trade name Tamiflu). |
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| Coniferae, Coniferophyta by Roger Vick (Limerick #65012) | Down those long logging trails they now haul us,
And as framework in buildings install us:
We are cone-bearing trees
And we're happy to please;
But your clearcutting habits appall us. | The cone-bearing trees are classified in the plant division Coniferae (once known as the Coniferophyta). This classification includes such well-known softwood lumber trees as the pine, spruce, fir, juniper, cedar and larch. Most bear needles or scales that remain overwinter, and are therefore known as evergreens.
The debate over clearcutting (harvesting by deforestation) continues (2010), but those opposed cite compromised aesthetics as well as environmental degradation. |
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| diffuse by Roger Vick (Limerick #71010) | My neighbor's just planted a spruce,
With branches wide-spreading, diffuse,
That will damage my fence
And thus cause much expense.
I have pruners; now watch me let loose. | Diffuse (botany): a term commonly used to describe the widely spreading habit of certain forbs, and of grass and grain panicles. |
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| detruncate by Roger Vick (Limerick #71461) | The willow, too large for its site,
I detruncated, cutting its height.
Before long the squat stumps
Sprouted twigs in great clumps:
Ghastly pollard! I'm truly contrite. |
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| blue ash by Chris J. Strolin (Limerick #72538) | Papa Smurf formed his plan in a flash:
"Blue-green leaves on my tree could mean cash!
They are bound to bestow
Great good fortune, I know.
Want good luck? You can kiss my blue ash!" | The blue ash, a tree found mostly in the central and southern U.S., actually does have a bluish tint to its leaves.
Smurfs are small, blue-skinned humanoid creatures that have been popular in cartoons, comic books, and nearly every form of merchandising out there. |
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| black ash by psh (Limerick #73333) | When inspecting for traits, one might see
On black ash (North American tree)
Heavy wood that's dark brown
And turned leaves that float down
In the autumn like golden debris. |
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| dendrologous by Roger Vick (Limerick #74126) | Our dendrologous studies will yield
Some important results from the field.
Our precise tree statistics
Should back some heuristics
About the Canadian Shield. | (den-DROL-uh-guhs) |
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| Crateva, Crataeva, sacred garlic-pear, temple plant by Roger Vick (Limerick #74270) | Crateva are shrubs or small trees
Known to bloom by the warm southern seas.
Some may conjure emotion
Suggesting devotion;
We're piously brought to our knees. | The genus Crateva (kray-TEE-vah) is a member of the caper family. One species, Crateva religiosa, has been credited with occult powers and is often planted around temples. It is known by many common names, including sacred garlic-pear and temple plant. |
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| crown by Roger Vick (Limerick #75010) | From the willow, did I hear a jay?
Or, quite possibly, some bird of prey?
There he was, looking down
From up there in the crown—
Oh well, boys will be boys, so they say. |
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| bridge graft by Roger Vick (Limerick #75950) | Hungry bark-chewing rodents abound,
And the tree trunk is girdled around.
Try a long-practiced craft:
Bridge the gap with a graft
From above down to bark near the ground. | As a stopgap measure dormant twigs of the same species may be grafted in the spring to span the damaged area, allowing essential sap flow. |
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| eastern spruce by Roger Vick (Limerick #76436) | So, it's eastern spruce? Please check the cone.
In America's mid-northern zone
We are now well aware
That the "eastern" trees there
Are the white, black and red—all well known. | Eastern spruce is the collective common name for three different species, namely the white spruce (Picea glauca), black spruce (Picea mariana) and red spruce (Picea rubens). Identification may be achieved through close examination of the cones. |
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| duboisine, duboisia, Duboisia, corkwood tree by SheilaB (Limerick #78501) | If you're keen on enlarging your pupil
Using plants that you choose without scruple,
Duboisine can be
Made from leaves of this tree.
Watch the size of your pupil quadruple! | Duboisine (doo-BWAHZ-een), also called duboisia, is a chemical derived from the leaves of the Australian corkwood tree of the genus Duboisia. This alkaloid is used as a stimulant by the aboriginal peoples of central Australia, who inhale the smoke of burning leaves during ceremonies such as the male initiation rite. Because the extract of the leaves contains several useful drugs that have atropine-like properties (including dilatation of the pupil), corkwood trees are grown for the pharmaceutical industry. |
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| Alstonia by DavidGries (Limerick #78796) | He planted, my son, an Alstonia
Where I asked him to plant a begonia.
I yelled, "Hey, you big lout,
This dumb tree must come out,
Else, I mean it, I swear I'll disownia." | Alstonia is a genus of evergreen trees and shrubs of the dogbane family, named after Charles Alston (1683–1760). Interestingly, Alston did not like the Linnaean system of classification, in which his name now appears, and attacked the system in an article in 1753. |
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| brown pine, Podocarpus elatus by Roger Vick (Limerick #79896) | But the brown pine was never a pine.
Who so named it would fain reassign
Podocarpus elatus.
You want to debate us?
We'll take you all on. Get in line. | While the pines and the podocarps are both conifers, the fruiting structures differ significantly. Podocarpus trees are distinguished by their non-conelike appearance, commonly greenish to purple colour, and fleshy or leathery texture. The genus Podocarpus has been assigned to the family Podocarpaceae. |
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| eugh, yew by SheilaB (Limerick #79972) | The word eugh's an old word for a tree
That is common. You're likely to see
Its fine wood in my bow
(I'm an archer, you know),
Though the tree's named for yew and not me. | eugh (YOO): an obsolete word for "yew" |
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| diddledees by Atticus Vere (Limerick #81490) | Strolling easy where pinecones abound,
Our emotions unvoiced but profound,
We're away from the crowd,
Walking light on a cloud,
Where diddledees carpet the ground. | diddledees (New England): fallen pine needles |
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| eat by Roger Vick (Limerick #81916) | This crabapple hybrid is rare.
Nothing like it, of which I'm aware:
Good colour, prolific,
The flavour's terrific—
It eats like a sweet crispy pear. |
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| English yew, common yew, Taxus baccata by Roger Vick (Limerick #82385) | The old class went by bus, a cheap charter,
To revisit our old alma mater.
There it was by the door,
English yew, as before,
With the sign stating Taxus baccata. | "As ye strive for your ultimate prime,
Do remember this message, sublime:
Like this evergreen tree,
Slow and sure is the key.
Durability wins every time."
In England, the English yew is commonly known as the common yew. |
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| Crispin, Mutsu, Mutzu by Roger Vick (Limerick #82455) | This apple was nice as Mutsu.
Yet, for westerners, that wouldn't do.
Chose a name less inscrutable;
Crispin's more suitable?
(That name I'll firmly eschew.) | The Japanese apple cultivar 'Mutsu' originated in 1930 at the Aomori Apple Experiment Station, and was named in 1948. In the late 1960s The more descriptive name 'Crispin' was substituted in the west as a marketing ploy. Consequently we now have two names for the one apple. |
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| Armillaria mellea, armillaria root rot, shoestring root rot, honey mushroom, honey fungus by Roger Vick (Limerick #83300) | In orchards of valleys and hills,
Armillaria mellea kills.
It causes disease
On the roots of some trees—
Giving orchardists multiple chills. | Armillaria root rot occurs when this parasitic honey mushroom species becomes established on the roots of a host plant. Trees are commonly affected, although the fungus is also found on some herbaceous plants. Fruit and nut trees affected include walnut, peach, cherry and plum. |
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| beech, Fagus by Roger Vick (Limerick #83442) | Ornamental, with smooth and thin bark,
Are the beech trees you find in the park.
Carved by folks without smarts
Are initials and hearts.
Trunks are scarred, there's a permanent mark. | smarts: (idiomatic, mostly US) intelligence |
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| bitter pit, Baldwin spot, stippen by Roger Vick (Limerick #84074) | Bitter pit is an apple condition:
Brown marks mar the fruit at fruition.
Now this calcium lack
Has messed up teacher's snack—
Undermining my favoured position. | The complex abiotic condition known as bitter pit, common in some named apples and pears, is evidently a symptom of calcium deficiency. Small sunken pits develop on the skin of the fruit, and dry markings are scattered throughout the flesh which may take on a bitter taste. |
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| Cliftonia monophylla, buckwheat tree, ironwood, titi by Roger Vick (Limerick #84077) | The Cliftonia grow to small trees,
A ways up from the Florida Keys.
In the springtime they bloom
With a gentle perfume—
And the bee-keepers pleasure their bees. | Cliftonia monophylla is an evergreen shrub or small tree of the family Cyrillaceae, native to south-eastern North America. The fragrant white or pinkish flowers are attractive to bees. |
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| bilsted, American sweetgum, Liquidambar styraciflua, sweetgum by PGS (Limerick #84561) | This tree is called bilsted at home
In its native surroundings, say Rome
(In Georgia, not Italy).
Its leaves, colored prettily
In fall, make it look polychrome. | The genus name Liquidambar refers to the resin (or liquid amber) which was earlier used as a chewing gum, hence another common name of the tree is sweetgum. |
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| Chinese scholar tree, pagoda tree, Sophora japonica, Styphnolobium japonicum by PGS (Limerick #89192) | Chinese scholar trees bloom in July,
With their panicles catching the eye
Of some nerdy old gnomes
Citing "Trees, they are poems
That the earth writes way up in the sky!" | Sophora japonica, or nowadays Styphnolobium japonicum, also called the pagoda tree or Chinese scholar tree, is a deciduous tree of Chinese origin with panicles of white flowers typically blooming in summer in the northern hemisphere.
"Trees are poems the earth writes upon the sky." ―Khalil Gibran |
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| bonsai, banzai by Chris J. Strolin (Limerick #92845) | At Pearl Harbor, the fierce Japanese
One dread morning were swarming like bees.
Sweeping down from the sky,
One man shouted, "Bonsai!"
As he bombed us with miniature trees. | It was a rookie mistake.
What he meant, of course, was " Banzai!", a shout that translates to "(May you live) ten thousand years!" and which was used as a Japanese battle cry during World War Two. For information on how bonsai trees get that way, may I recommend Paperdragon's bonsai limerick.
(And no, this didn't actually happen.) |
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| gallate by rusty (Limerick #95272) | In the forest, an oak tree. It's tall.
On this oak there is growing a gall.
From that gall I'll extract
Gallic acid. A fact
Is its salts are called gallates. That's all. |
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| galipot, gallipot by rusty (Limerick #95684) | Natural resin from pine, firs and spruces
(Exuded, congealing) produces
Good galipot, which
Gives us Burgundy pitch,
For medicinal turpentine uses. | Galipot is often rendered, rightly or wrongly, as gallipot, which also has a completely different meaning. |
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| blue gum by rusty (Limerick #98237) | Down Under, the blue gum we see
Is a fine shady azure-leafed tree;
Way down south, it ain't eucalypt,
But a potty-mouthed, pooper-lipped,
Foul racist slur (speech is free). |
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| ponderosa pine, Pinus ponderosa, blackjack pine, bull pine, western yellow pine by Aliza (Limerick #100166) | This tree's formally P. ponderosa,
But that's not what we call it, oh no suh.
Clark's nutcracker dines
In matured blackjack pines.
This huge thing ain't no shrinking mimosa. | The ponderosa pine, Pinus ponderosa, grows in mountainous areas of Western US and Canada. It is one of the largest and tallest pine species, with some specimens growing to 70 or 80 meters. One of the identifying characteristics is broad plates of orangey bark, but young trees have blackish-brown bark and were called blackjacks by early loggers.
It is one of several species of pines with similar lumber referred to as western yellow pines.
The term bull pine refers to a particularly large specimen of many of the larger pine species; compare with bullfrog and bull kelp. |
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| glandiferous by Jean McEwen (Limerick #104047) | Two glandiferous trees—what a pair!
They make critters go out on a tear.
My beech and my oak
Squirrels' passions provoke,
(They feast on the treats those trees bear.) | glandiferous: bearing nuts or acorns |
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| dense by Chris J. Strolin (Limerick #109431) | Bailey Forest is dense (lots of trees).
You can not wander through it with ease.
It's so thick, but you say
You would take just one day
To get through in your Cadillac? Please! |
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| eavestrough, eave, gutter, rain gutter by Giorgio Coniglio (Limerick #110270) | Old Fred, the frail homeowner, mutters,
"Every year I must clean these damn gutters.
Tree debris: needles, leaves
Rot and clog up the eaves.
I hate ladders," as downward he flutters. | (Several cursewords, on landing, he utters.)
Despite a plethora of new products, many touted to last a lifetime, keeping eavestroughs unclogged, free-running and cleanable is a major challenge. In many residential areas, nearby trees seem determined to use these moist, dark channels to produce compost and encourage growth of seedlings.
Falls, a major source of disability in folks like Fred and his elderly colleagues, are largely preventable. |
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| acerbity by Giorgio Coniglio and GalFisk (Limerick #112001) | Acerbity's rife in our region.
Viking neighbor? Our issues are legion.
Leif intrudes as a tree,
Blocking sunny views (see!);
He sheds keys and debris while besiegin'. | Next idea: frame gripes in Norwegian.
Trær som nabo? Nei takk! Er den skjønn? (Trees as neighbours? No thanks! Is it beautiful?)
Nei, det lønner seg ikke med lønn. (No, maples don't pay; Norwegian pun, lønn = maple and lønn = salary)
Jeg ser ikke sola (I can't see the sun; an allusion to the Norwegian version of "cannot see the forest for the trees")
For trærne fra Ola, (For the trees from Ola; Ola Nordmann is the prototypical Norwegian; hence, this thing is Norwegian)
Og plenen blir brun, ikke grønn. (And my lawn becomes brown, not green.)
This poem about Leif the Norway maple can be seen as a companion piece to Giorgio Coniglio's Acer platanoides (Norway maple). The winged fruits of the tree are known as keys, but also as samaras, pollynoses and even whirligigs. The name of the tree genus, as well as the terms acrimony, acridity, and acerbity, derive from the Latin root for 'sharp in taste', or 'bitter'.
The second verse, in Norwegian, as well as its English translation and related notes are by GalFisk. |
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| albizzia by Jane Auerbach (Limerick #238) | Albizzias are flowering trees
Whose feathered leaves sway in the breeze.
They're best known as mimosa;
Feel free to come closa
'Less allergies cause you to sneeze. |
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| Acer by Jane Auerbach (Limerick #263) | The Acer's an autumn delight;
Tourists gasp at the beautiful sight.
Some maples yield syrup,
While others just cheer up
Those fighting against urban blight. |
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| ablaqueation by matthewg and Chris Doyle (Limerick #497) | Although drought makes the sycamores cough,
At an arborist's counsel we scoff.
But he lays their roots bare
To water and air,
And this ablaqueation pays off. | (AB-lak-wee-AY-shun)
(re: cough) Sorry, officer, I was trying to merge into the figurative lane [displaying poetic license and registration]. |
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| arborvitae by jojo (Limerick #613) | On a late moonlight stroll in her nightie,
Nell gazed at the conifers mighty.
She was so much in awe
Of the tall trees she saw,
That she tripped on a short arborvitae. | arborvitae: any of several evergreen shrubs or small trees often used for landscape purposes |
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| arborescence by Jonathan Caws-Elwitt (Limerick #716) | Whenever an object you see
Whose structure resembles a tree,
Behold — arborescence!
(It's one of the lessons
You learn when you hang around me.) |
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| Acrocarpus by Scott Campisi (Limerick #733) | Acrocarpus: a genus of trees.
And just where can you find some of these?
Indonesia, Malaysia,
And elsewhere in Asia.
It's used to make boxes for teas. | Acrocarpus is a small genus of East Indian timber trees with hard durable wood used especially for tea boxes. |
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| Arbor Day by Jesse Frankovich (Limerick #763) | Although I have searched long and hard,
I can't find an Arbor Day card.
It's really no joke—
Let's give praise to the oak!
I think I'll plant two in my yard. |
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| arborist by jojo (Limerick #813) | An elderly arborist, Fred,
Setting out to prune limbs that were dead,
Found the trees in the orchard
So tangled and tortured,
He looked once and went back to bed. |
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| African mahogany by Carol June Hooker (Limerick #865) | Mahogany, African grown
(Not a monochrome orangey roan),
Lays a color array
Which covers, some say,
The full range of human skin tone. |
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| arbuscle by Tim Alborn (Limerick #1980) | Paul Bunyan's young stepbrother Russell
Was lacking in Paul's famous muscle.
All Russ could uproot
Was a shrub most minute:
A dwarf tree, i.e., an arbuscle. |
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| ash by John Wellington Wells (Limerick #2028) | The ash is a wonderful tree:
Its wood is as tough as can be.
And should cold become dire,
Put a log on the fire
And a new form of ash you will see. |
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| algaroba by Snowy Owl (Limerick #2215) | Algaroba refers to a tree:
The mesquite or the carob, you see.
Both can make things taste good,
With their pods or their wood,
But they seem plenty different to me. | Both carob and mesquite trees have tasty pods. The smoke from burning mesquite wood is also used to flavor smoked or grilled food. |
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| arbor vitae by Quickbeam (Limerick #2252) | Arbor vitae means either the tree
That produces alerce (q.v.)
Or the grim "tree of life"
That's revealed when a knife
Cuts the brain longitudinally. | (AR-bor VEET-eye or AR-bur VIE-tee; uh-LAIR-say) |
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| Alnus, alder by sigg (Limerick #2355) | On the stream bank the dark Alnus grew.
And beside 'twas a Taxus debut.
"You'll lose our light fight,"
Said the tree of great height,
"For I'll always be alder than yew." | In case you haven't guessed it, Alnus is the genus for alder trees while Taxus is the genus for yew trees. |
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| Ahuehuete by Tim Alborn (Limerick #3817) | Oaxaca's where Steve hoped to see
The ancient Ahuehuete tree
That was where Montezuma
Once saw, I assume, a
Fat cypress that filled him with glee. | The Ahuehuete (ach-WEE-wey-tey), "the fattest tree in North America," stands a few miles from Oaxaca (wah-HAH-kah) in southeastern Mexico. It measures 165 feet in girth and is 2000 years old. |
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| acerose by Tim Alborn (Limerick #4025) | A pine needle needled a cone
In a "hey-deedle-deedle"-ish tone.
This acerose nettling
The cone found unsettling
And sighed a lugubrious groan. | Acerose means shaped like a pine needle. |
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| ament, amentiferous by Basingstoke (Limerick #4335) | An evergreen tree is coniferous,
The poplar and oak amentiferous.
They bear aments (like tails),
Inflorescence with scales,
But their beauty in bloom's not splendiferous. | An amentiferous tree is one that bears aments or catkins. Aments and catkins refer to spiky inflorescence (the flowering part of a plant). |
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| ailanthus by Carol June Hooker (Limerick #4523) | A tree grows in Brooklyn, like kids
Unwanted, it's wild, off the grids.
Ailanthus sucks air,
And cleans it with care,
From Ozone Park, ozone it rids. | A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (1943), a book for young readers by Betty Smith, featured the hardy tree-of-heaven, or ailanthus, which thrives in the poor soil and air common to cities. In 1996, Jonathan Marin wrote a poem comparing ailanthus's weedy growth to unwanted children. Ozone Park is a town in the borough of Queens, New York. The 2003 volume of Environmental Pollution reports E. Gravano's team research of ailanthus as an air pollution detoxifier. |
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| arboreal, Arbor Day by Qermaq (Limerick #4576) | The arboreal people agree
That it's nice to reside in a tree.
I heard one of them say,
"When in branches I play,
Every day is gay Arbor Day! Whee!" |
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| ailantus, ailanthus by Ulfras (Limerick #4929) | The ailantus, a beautiful tree,
Hails from lands near the South China Sea.
Though the wood's good for paper,
The blooms produce vapor
That sure ain't like fine potpourri. | The ailantus is a flowering tree native to the East Indies. The male tree, when it blossoms, smells really bad. |
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| ambatch by Dave Jermy (Limerick #5379) | To avoid being caught by the draft,
I constructed a beautiful raft.
To float off down the Nile,
And escape from my trial,
I used ambatch to make up my craft. | Ambatch is a spongy African tree that is used to build rafts. |
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| baobab by dave newton (Limerick #5468) | Oh those baobabs are wonderful trees!
You can hug their thick trunks if you please.
Their edible fruit
Has a hard orange suit
And a pulp that cures ailments with ease. | (BAU-bab) It has been claimed that baobab pulp can cure diarrhea, dysentery, fever, and Strophanthus poisoning. Other medicinal uses may also exist. |
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| arbor by Howard Spindel (Limerick #5858) | An arbor could certainly be
A cockney lad's port to the sea
Or a Michigan city.
Those answers are witty,
But an arbor will harbor your tree. |
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| adeciduate by birdbarf (Limerick #6701) | With a true adeciduate tree,
All the leaves stay in place, that's the key.
There's no shedding in Autumn;
Heck, that's why I bought 'em!
All that raking was getting to me. | (a-duh-SIDGE-uh-wit): evergreen. |
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| Aleurites by Recumbentman (Limerick #6782) | Aleurites, the candlenut tree,
Is quite useful in Asia (SE).
Its produce will garnish
Your woodwork with varnish,
Or light up your room, so you see. | The Aleurites (al-you-RYE-tease) is known in Southeast Asia as the candlenut tree, and also as the varnish tree. Candles are made by stringing nut kernels together. |
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| arboricole by BobfromThirsk and Chris J. Strolin (Limerick #6800) | In the canopy, high as you please,
You may sample a soft jungle breeze.
This habitat features
Arboricole creatures:
They're animals living in trees. | (ar-BOR-i-cole) Even though the planet has undergone massive deforestation since man's evolution from hunter-gatherer to farmer, there are still areas of dense forest in tropical zones. When trees grow at this density, their tops merge to form what is known as a canopy and many creatures use this as a complete habitat, only rarely venturing to ground level. |
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| ancient forest by Chris J. Strolin (Limerick #6931) | The term ancient forest, I'm told,
Denotes trees some 200 years old.
They've got canopies dense,
Varied wildlife, and hence
They're a beautiful sight to behold. |
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| Appalachian tea by Chris J. Strolin (Limerick #7140) | You can't drink Appalachian tea.
I've discovered it's some kind of tree
Or deciduous shrub.
You're confused? Join the club!
Why's it called by that name? Don't ask me! |
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